JWG Official Stance on Bodily Fluids

There was this one time when I was in an interview for a fellowship that was conducted by the interim director of a small university art museum. We were having a standard enough conversation until he took off his glasses, unbuttoned part of his shirt, opened his mouth, and LICKED HIS GLASSES. He proceeded to rub the saliva into his lenses and part of the front of his shirt. He put the filthy things back on his face. (To be fair, they were probably filthy before he did that, although I didn’t know it.)

I must have stopped mid-sentence, because he looked at me, questioning, through his filmy lenses.

Maybe he couldn’t see The Look of utter scorn I was directing at him.

Oh, and I got the fellowship.


~ by likebadlovesongs on July 23, 2009.

3 Responses to “JWG Official Stance on Bodily Fluids”

  1. Nice story. That guy was a huge jerk.

  2. christ on crutches! this really needs to be tagged unacceptable as well.
    maybe even utterly unacceptable.

    • You’re right. Because, really, what role does a jerk play if not the indication of the unacceptable?

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